Jesus' Twitter Updates, Holy Week, 30 A.D.
[TRIVIA NOTE: The 140-character limit was imposed later, c. 57 A.D., in response to the uproar caused by St. Paul's ridiculously long tweets.] lord&savior Just freaked Mary out. That was WAY COOL!! Which way to Emmaus from here? 3 minutes ago from twitteriffic. lord&savior I'm baa-aaaaack!!! Sorry for the lack of updates...I was, well, out of commission for a while. Wow, everything's different now. Everything's...new. 14 minutes ago from twitteriffic. lord&savior It is finished. 3:04 PM, April 15, 30 from twitteriffic. lord&savior I said Eloi , not Elijah ! I give up. These guys'll never get it. 2:56 PM, April 15, 30 from twitteriffic. lord&savior I kinda like this guy on the right. 1:23 PM, April 15, 30 from twitteriffic. lord&savior AAAAAARRRGGHHHH!!! AAAAAAARRRGGGGHHH!! FATHER, FORG...AAAAAARRRGHHH!!!...FATHER, FORGIVE...AAAAAARRRGGGHHH...FORGIVE THEM!!!!....AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!! 9:11 am, April 15, 30 from twitteriffic. lord&savior Ma...