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The Greatest Scantron Sheet of All Time (w/ Professor's Comments)

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In the tradition of The Greatest Book Review of All Time and The Best Customer Complaint Letter of All Time , I now bring to your attention what is by far, hands-down, the greatest exam scantron sheet (w/ professor's comments) ever. EVER! Grace and Peace, Raffi

Friday is for Fried Brain Cells: The 911 Edition

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The human brain is a gift from God. Failure to use it, therefore, is a sin. Here's this week's most egregious sinner... Grace and Peace, Raffi

Parables at Emergent Village

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Thanks to my buddy Steve Knight for posting my first ever article at Emergent Village . Grace and Peace, Raffi

Top 10 New Spiritual Discoveries on the Last Segment of My Christian Journey

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It's been about 9 months or so since my last act of processing/synthesizing the latest segment of my Christian journey . Figured its about time for another one. So, in no particular order... 10. You can either embrace humility, or get crushed by the reality of your relative insignificance vis-à-vis the big picture. 9. God is unfair. If that claim bothers you, look at it again, this time from His perspective. 8. Love works. 7. The more I think about theistic evolution, the bigger my vision of God's grace becomes. 6. Never trust a guy who touts narrative theology and the importance of storytelling, then opens a Twitter account . 5. I want to love people more than I love people. 4. My attention is most ardently focused on circumstances and events where God is not present, and that by a rather large margin. 3. I get the sense that my "most Christian" actions are not my actions at all. 2. The more I want to love people, the more I love people. 1. I've found that praye...

Euangeli-on-Twitter: An Easter Idea

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What say we flood Twitter with good news on Easter morning. Here's what I'm thinking... At exactly 6:00 A.M. GMT on Sunday, April 12th, we flood Twitter with the following, simple, three-word tweet: He is Risen OK, here's how we pull it off. 1. There's a site called Twuffer . It allows you to schedule tweets for future release. Sign up. 2. Next, convert 6:00 AM GMT to your local time zone. You can use a time zone converter, like this one (remember, you're converting 6:00 A.M. GMT to your local time , not the other way around). If you're in the continental U.S., I've done the math for you: Pacific: 4/12/09 6:00 A.M. GMT = 4/11/09 11:00 P.M. Mountain: 4/12/09 6:00 A.M. GMT = 4/12/09 12:00 A.M. Central: 4/12/09 6:00 A.M. GMT = 4/12/09 1:00 A.M. Eastern: 4/12/09 6:00 A.M. GMT = 4/12/09 2:00 A.M. 3. Then go back to Twuffer and schedule your tweet for the appropriate time. That's it. Oh, and... 4. Tweet this post. Quickest way is to click the little bl...

Re-Post: Jesus' Twitter Updates, Holy Week, 30 A.D.

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Haven't prepared much for Holy Week. Been busy working out the details of a scheme I'm hatching involving Twitter, Easter and euangelion. Check back tomorrow for the details. Meanwhile, enjoy this PPW classic from last year.... [TRIVIA NOTE: The 140-character limit was imposed later, c. 57 A.D., in response to the uproar caused by St. Paul's ridiculously long tweets.] lord&savior Just freaked Mary out. That was WAY COOL!! Which way to Emmaus from here? 3 minutes ago from twitteriffic. lord&savior I'm baa-aaaaack!!! Sorry for the lack of updates...I was, well, out of commission for a while. Wow, everything's different now. Everything's...new. 14 minutes ago from twitteriffic. lord&savior It is finished. 3:04 PM, April 15, 30 from twitteriffic. lord&savior I said Eloi , not Elijah ! I give up. These guys'll never get it. 2:56 PM, April 15, 30 from twitteriffic. lord&savior I kinda like this guy on the right. 1:23 PM, April 15, 30 from tw...