The Ineffective Evangelical
Evangelical: “Hey, man, have you been saved?” Buddy: “Huh? Uh, oh yeah, one summer, up at camp… we were out in a boat, and it was a really nice night… I stood up in the boat, and I can’t swim–” E: “No, no, no, no, no… I mean, have you been born again ?” B: “Uh, I don’t think so…” E: “No, you know, have you been washed in the blood?” B: “I hope not…” E: (Raising voice, frustrated) “I’m trying to tell you the Good News! ” B: “Alright. What’s that?” E: (Shouting) “You’re going to hell!!” (Pause) B: “What’s the bad news?” [HT: Brother Maynard ] Grace and Peace, Raffi