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Oh Really, Facebook?

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I beg to differ. Grace and Peace, Raffi

Friday is for Fried Brain Cells: The Zoo Edition

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The human brain is a gift from God. Failure to use it, therefore, is a sin. Here's this week's most egregious sinner... The moral of the story?... Don't climb into a polar bear's habitat during feeding time. Grace and Peace, Raffi

My Contribution to the Kingdom

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One Pilgrim's Progress

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I was feeding swine when the Light found me. I could not resist it. Either that, or I had nothing left to loose. Some combination of both, I suspect. I sprinted toward it...at first. Sprinting makes one tired. I rested. And rested. The light grew dimmer. I missed it's brightness. So I got up. Having learned my lesson, I paced myself. Which is to say I decided when I would follow the light and when I would not. Much less tiring than sprinting. But the light continued to grow dimmer. I let go of the sprint/trot battle, and tried to allow the light to lead me at its pace. The light grew brighter. It was also warm now. I basked in its warmth for a while. Got me a fruity drink with an little umbrella in it. Rubbed on some lotion. Good times. Refreshed, I moved on. Some asked about my tan. Some asked about my tropical attitude. I told them stories about the light and the warmth. Some found it foolish. Others seemed jealous. Others desired it for themselves. Others preferred the dark and ...

Easter Twitter Search

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This is a screenshot of a random search of a few terms tweeted on Eastern morning. It made me sad. Grace and Peace, Raffi